Story of the Day: CPR Class

CPR Instructor: "Okay, so you're walking down the street, and you see someone laying on the ground. What do you do?"

Participant: "Well, you'd call 911, check for breathing..."

CPR Instructor: "No! You do the 'Brooklyn Step.'  You walk right over the guy. You don't know him, he doesn't owe you money, you just keep walking..."

(As told by a friend.)