"Ask your doctor about Plavix today, because no matter how formidable you are, you're no match for a dangerous clot."
You're no match for a dangerous clot.
You're no match for a deadly clot.
You're no match for a deadly thrombus.
A deadly thrombus vs. you: no match.
A deadly thrombus will do you in.
A pernicious thrombus will do you in.
A dastardly thrombus will do you in.
A dastardly clot will do you in.
You ain't got nothing on a dastardly clot.
The dastardly clot, it burns...
Curse you, dastardly clot.
For a dastardly clot, you are no match.
For a deadly clot, you are no match.
For a dangerous clot, you are no march,
You are no match for a dangerous clot.
4 comments:
Not enough kidney business in NYC, huh? ;)
(Although I *do* like "Curse you, dastardly clot.")
Actually on call, very busy, in the CCU, writing with a Plavix pen, and I was momentarily dwelling on the perfection of the Plavix slogan and emailed that from my Treo...
A dangerous clot is in the haüs. Got Plavix?
Okay, "...in the haus. Got Plavix?"
and "...it burns."
That's quality comedy.
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