"Ask your doctor about Plavix today, because no matter how formidable you are, you're no match for a dangerous clot."
You're no match for a dangerous clot.
You're no match for a deadly clot.
You're no match for a deadly thrombus.
A deadly thrombus vs. you: no match.
A deadly thrombus will do you in.
A pernicious thrombus will do you in.
A dastardly thrombus will do you in.
A dastardly clot will do you in.
You ain't got nothing on a dastardly clot.
The dastardly clot, it burns...
Curse you, dastardly clot.
For a dastardly clot, you are no match.
For a deadly clot, you are no match.
For a dangerous clot, you are no march,
You are no match for a dangerous clot.
Not enough kidney business in NYC, huh? ;)
ReplyDelete(Although I *do* like "Curse you, dastardly clot.")
Actually on call, very busy, in the CCU, writing with a Plavix pen, and I was momentarily dwelling on the perfection of the Plavix slogan and emailed that from my Treo...
ReplyDeleteA dangerous clot is in the haüs. Got Plavix?
ReplyDeleteOkay, "...in the haus. Got Plavix?"
ReplyDeleteand "...it burns."
That's quality comedy.