(Submitted by a reader.)
"I have a mine grain headache."
"I don't need to use birth control. I've been sediment for two years."
On a form asking if the patient has used any medications or taken any drugs, and if so, for what reason: "Weed. No special reason."
"My child has ammonia"
ReplyDelete"I have fiber myalgia"
My personal favorite:
ReplyDeleteAre you sexually active?
No, I don't move around much.