(Submitted by a reader.)
"I have a mine grain headache."
"I don't need to use birth control. I've been sediment for two years."
On a form asking if the patient has used any medications or taken any drugs, and if so, for what reason: "Weed. No special reason."
2 comments:
"My child has ammonia"
"I have fiber myalgia"
My personal favorite:
Are you sexually active?
No, I don't move around much.
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